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sasquatch is scary! sasquatch is scary! sasquatch is scary! sasquatch is scary! sasquatch is scary! sasquatch is scary!
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Announcing, our First Annual event: "Night of Sasquatch"
You are invited to the Utah County Sasquatch Investigative Society's first
annual Night of Sasquatch. All attendees will be given the option
to gain full fledged membership to our prestigious group, provided they can
remain in attendance through our fun filled hours of speculation and readings
from News Paper Articles (local
sightings), then proving themselves able to watch the full length of the
movie documentary SASQUATCH The Legend of Bigfoot. This will all
take place in the woods. Who would go to a haunted house to pay money when they
could join us for free and have a scare of a lifetime. Earlier this year our
expidition took photgraphic evidence
of Sasquatch along the Weber river that yet has no rival.
When: To be announced. We are yet unable to locate our feature
movie. Blockbuster, Hollywood video, Larsen's Video, Allens, nor Orem City Library
have it. It is not available at Amazon.com, nor at Barnes and Noble. If you
chance to know how we can secure ourselves a copy, please let me know by e-mail.
Fortunately, I just found a place in New York where I may be able to order the
video, at least they had it listed with a catalogue number. I must wait for
confirmation that they have it, and then consider whether I will pay the asking
price whatever that might be.
Where:We will be meeting at the church parking lot of 235 E.
550 N. Springville. From the Parking lot you will be given directions to an
undisclosed location in the mountainous regions surrounding the valley (Sasquatch
habitat.)
Preparations: Make sure you come prepared to be comfortable. You must bring lots of layers of clothing, as if you were going skiing. You can always take off layers if you get too hot. Do not neglect this advice, dress warm. Bring lawn chairs, sleeping bags, or even a sofa (not too heavy) to lounge on while you watch the movie in the dark forest.
Warning: If you are a pansy do not come. If you are prone to incontinence, do not come. The show must go on whether you start crying or not. Be prepared to have transportation out of our designated area in case you just can't cope with the truth about Sasquatch.
Do Not under any circumstances show up nor invite anyone (we've been warned against some of you Arizona boys) to show up who may have a concealed carry permit. We are not into shooting Sasquatch should we ever be fortunate enough to meet up with him. This is a weapons free event. No need for weaponry. The only weapon allowed here would be the Sasquatch hunting pistol for sale at relatively few places.
From the Famous Patterson Film, we have three still shots below. This footage was taken in California in the late 1960's. There were two guys who were there when the footage was taken, trying to recover from being thrown from their spooked horses, who fled them. If you get spooked easily by these photo's, then it would seem best that you don't show up at our "Night of Sasquatch."
Most photo's below have a hyper link and will take you to a site that gives further information about them.
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There are reports of sasquatch's all over the United States. Even in the state of Ohio they have such.. If you want a peak at what one woman thought was a bear, but then noticed it walking on two legs, click here. The State of Washington has had the most sightings, followed by California. In Australia, they are called "yowies." Our Australian Sasquatch enthusiasts don't have much appreciation for the common skeptic, and such skeptics they portray in not too flattering of terms. One account many would term "nutty as a fruitcake" would be the Memoirs of Stan Johnson who claims to know and meet with sasquatch people saying they can come in and out of dimensions and that they know our "intentions" and can make themselves invisible. Some would attribute sasquatch to be Cain. There may be however, one thing more frightful in appearance than sasquatch.
Freakish Noise
If you want to scare yourself, just have your volume turned up real loud, even half capacity, then click here and let this page load. You will be treated to Buffalo Bill "Bigfoot" Riley's Male Territorial Call done strictly from memory from his encounter of a Massive Male Bigfoot in July of 1972. He is the only man alive who has this strange ability to reproduce an audibly identical Monster Scream Roar of this Entity. It is Ungodly. Pray you never hear such a shriek in the woods, it would produce instant heart failure. Whether you are or aren't a believer, you certainly have a good Halloween story of this 1972 account here.
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